5 Reasons you are done with your flirt/crush/lover/whatever

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icecrThis list is short but true:

1) You prefer to post on Instagram-selfies of you and your cat, instead than you and him or sexy pics of yourself to drive him hot&crazy. 2) You are with him but you are thinking about someone else (or something else as: food, laundry, movies, books and the best: politics!) 3) You find every possible flaw in his face, body, posture and attitude. 4) Every single night you almost fall off the bed to stay away from his body and his cuddles. 5) You aren’t more jealous, even of that one “sk***” who comments to every single Facebook status he posts.